I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
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"I need a drink. I body checked a girl from Claire’s class on the max today."
my sister Jenn, the mother of a 12 year old. We’re obviously related.
If you’re in the Portland area tomorrow night and you’d like to see some gay dudes battle it out Broadway-style for the last solo in our summer concert, come by Hobo’s on 3rd Avenue about 7:45 pm. The crowd gets to vote…and maybe you could vote for me!
The above video is the song I’ll be
slayingperforming. Though not required for the competition, I’ve decided to wear the same costume as Cheyenne is in the video. I’m not half assing this.Hey Portland!
I’m going. You’re going. We’re all going!
Guess what, Portland? I’ll be there too!
Stuff Mom has Taught Me:
Be careful, do the right thing, stand up for yourself, make smart moves, budget, take the high road, enjoy the company you’re with, rearrange furniture monthly, water the plants often, and always be willing to laugh at yourself.
Happy Mother’s Day. I’m a lucky guy.
Picking all of the flowers.
Mean-muggin’.
New tatt.
